• 11111one11111@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      I mean yeah it’s a great idea but what if someone comes out with 6 minute abs?

      Step into my office.

      Why?

      Cuz you’re fucking fired!

      -pooly paraphrased from one of my favorute scenes in Something About Mary

      *bonus cuz noone asked, my favorite scene is when he asks his buddy how it’s been and his buddy says “you know each day is better than the next” without thinking it sounds like each day is great but he’s really saying is every day is worse and worse🤣